She's A Knockout

((About damn time. This is another reason why I love Gail Simone.

The Fight of the Decade!

God, I'm such a comic geek.))

With all honesty, Knockout should have been aware of the possibilitiy of things happening in the Nexus. But the list of possibilities did not include the complete alteration of reality.

The wave hit her quickly and relatively painlessly, leaving only a dull ache in her head. Nothing really to worry about, she thought. She was probably just working herself too hard and needed sleep.

Nothing had changed really. The spikes on her gloves and shoulder pad were gone. But, then again, they had been gone for a couple of years. She had removed them at Superboy's request when she reformed. After all, the good guys tended not to bludgeon crooks with sharp implements... usually.

Leading the blue skinned beauty back to her private room, Knockout opens the door, revealing the interior of her bedroom suite, complete with a large, four poster bed.

Turning to Mystique, Knockout gently pulls her closer, planting a soft kiss on her lips. "Welcome to my humble home."

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I turned what_a_nice_man in for littering (3 points). In August I bought porn for kid_of_steel (10 points). In November I helped bluemysterygirl hide a body (-173 points). In February x_ginta_x and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I gave drowlynx a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-220 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, belovedknockout

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So, buying porn for an underage kid is a good thing? who knew?

((My soul is currently being owned by my college. Currently it's been dissected into:

Sewing 10 tunics for our opera
Ushering for Seussical the musical
A Japanese Theatre paper
Trying to graduate

and....

My knee being busted from an old injury that was aggravated by extremely rigorous Japanese Theatre movement exercises. You can call me Gimpy, if you like.

Yep, I'm not invincible or up to breaking rules and laws like my pup. I should be back to have Knockout wrecking her usual havoc in a few days, or a week.... thank god for Thanksgiving break))

( It's fun, because her past is so very vague )

Kay leads Greed through her large home, finally ending up in the master bedroom, a rather large, four postered bed as the main centerpiece. Passing this by, Kay head to the nearby couch, lounging on it, legs crossed.

"Just how would you like to get things started, Monsieur Greed?" she asks, her french accent purring. "Foreplay? Teasing? Kisses? Gratuitous groping? Or just move straight on to the main event?"

Kay stood in front of her mirror, expertly straightening her stockings and garters. Having procurred her costume from a teenager in slightly less than legal ways, Kay wasn't going to miss out on a party, no matter how many people didn't want her around.

She had chosen the French Maid outfit because not only was it a classic, and show her assets off wonderfully, but it was the first outfit she had ever stripped in at the Boom Boom Room.

Adjusting her lacy apron, Kay smiled as she admired her figure in the mirror.

Then, she blinked.

"Oh merde!"

((Ohhhhh, Kay's mun is not a happy camper. Went to the local comic store to get Secret Six #5 and all the copies they had received were damaged, so I have to wait another week to read it....... unless I go to two other stores to see if they have copies. But of course, one is far out of the way. But the other is just down the street from college. So, tomorrow I shall most likely journey there.

So, why the big fuss? #4 had Scandal finding Kay and Deadshot doing illicit hot and sweaty things together. Scandal was none too pleased and kind of already pissed off about something else. And I just found out someone is quite possibly killed because of this. So... though I doubt Scandal would go to the extreme and kill her beloved Knockout, I still need to see what happens. My money is on either Deadshot or Hatter kicking the bucket, hopefully Hatter, for he is a pervy little dwarf who most likely caused the whole sex thing and therefore deserves to die.

Thus ends my minor rant, having absolutely nothing to do with the Nexus. But at least I finally found a use for this icon.))

	Knockout claimed the sky was falling
	We should have believed Knockout
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Damn straight you should have believed me. I'm not one to lie about things. Ever.

I've just had a rather odd, and somewhat disturbing conversation with a small..... he looks human but I doubt he is. He's a preteen black boy. He smiled constantly throughout our conversation and at one point asked if he could eat me. Unfortunately I didn't get a name off of him.

If anyone has anyone information on him, I'd appreciate it greatly if you'd tell me. It'd be nice to know how much of a threat he is.

I have never hurt anyone, nor am I that type to take advantage of a suck-punching opportunity. Because that would just be wrong.

Also, I have never taken the dis-inbodied head of a robot and thrown it a good half mile after he proceeded to pummel me into the ground during a fight, purely for the purposes of pissing off the human brain inside.

.... Oh, lying, how I've missed you.

You know, word of advice, never trust a fifteen year-old girl. No matter how innocent they look or sound. In fact, I may end up not trusting anyone in this Nexus.

This is what I get for being transported to a place where anything can happen and there are multiple alternates of people everywhere.

It was an absolutely stupid, trainee style mistake. Not something I should have let happen.

I simply just let my guard down. And now I'm paying for it. It won't happen again.

I'm sure Superboy and Kaa would find this absolutely hilarious.

I love boys.... they're stupid.

And filled with teenage sex hormones. So much fun to play with.

( I consider these acheivements....NSFW )

( Stolen from Superboy )

I swear I didn't intend for us to get the same results, pup.

Oh, there is absolutely nothing in the world like tormenting an exe.

Is it wrong that I'm enjoying it too much?

.............


Absolutely not.